Heard the one about the England Sevens player who landed Down Under, played lower grades for Sydney University before hanging up the boots after a freak injury almost took his life, became S&C coach for the Waratahs, and made a comeback to the playing field for Randwick and ended up running out in a Shute Shield Grand Final?

Sydney Uni go into today’s grand final against Randwick with two brothers on board, one calling the shots from the coaches box, the other leading the on-field charge. Mumm’s the word!

Sydney University have put up their best defensive display of the season under the lights at Uni Oval No.1 to hold out Manly 20-17, and make it eight wins in a row in the process.